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"A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her."

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I will reblog this every single time

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This is so fucking awesome

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callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

mechtoast:

aobunz:

a beautiful pair of bobs

i didnt even laugh, i just cried

mechtoast:

aobunz:

a beautiful pair of bobs

i didnt even laugh, i just cried

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

auntytany:

lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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holy

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friggin

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shit

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i still think HORSES are big but

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would you

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just

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cOULD YOU IMAGINE

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FUCK

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gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

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"Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option."

- Maya Angelou  (via sexual-feelings)

officialfrenchtoast:

Lesson learned from video games 

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