"A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her."
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,
Quick and simple lifehacks.
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean
i still think HORSES are big but
cOULD YOU IMAGINE
So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..
"my ass"open 24 hours
"Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option."
Lesson learned from video games