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captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

iguanamouth:

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wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED


another jem from my mum

another jem from my mum

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destinyofself:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again

gravity was such a good film

foggied:

destinyofself:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again

gravity was such a good film

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

"Mornin’, Cas."

"Mornin’, Cas."

kiskutya:

hulk skip leg day

kiskutya:

hulk skip leg day

corneliapornelia:

Jo talking about when she finished writing Harry Potter (X)

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